var facts = new Array;

facts.push("Hello my friend.");
facts.push("My ideal sleep temperature is between 18 and 20 degrees celsius.");
facts.push("I can't turn down a large 1&1 from Timmy's.");
facts.push("My favourite fruit is not-quite-ripe bananas.");
facts.push("I am fluent in 5 language - English, French, Russian, Japanese and Spanish.");
facts.push("My favourite season is autumn.");
facts.push("I've been traveling since the summer of 2006.");
facts.push("My favourite mountain resort is Fernie.");
facts.push("I once met a cow named Pete.");
facts.push("I take my popcorn sans butter.");
facts.push("Not too long ago, I ran into Robert Pattinson in a London coffee shop.");
facts.push("Gnomes are largely misrepresented in WOW.");
facts.push("It's not pink, it's <i>salmon</i>.");
facts.push("Beware of high fructose corn syrup.");
facts.push("It's pronounced <b>SC</b>hedule, not <b>SH</b>edule.");
facts.push("It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.");
facts.push("Mmm, Cinnzeo.");
facts.push("Foo foo foo foo!.");
facts.push("Check out those hammers.");
facts.push("Green is the colour...");
facts.push("Mvemjsun...p?  Poor demoted p.");
facts.push("Barhide!");

document.write(facts[(Math.floor(Math.random() * facts.length))]);